narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

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hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

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lastofthetimeladies:

phanof-bands:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

No that’s me when I hear something at night

That’s not even a sea otter

lastofthetimeladies:

phanof-bands:

jake—from—statefarm:

This is a sea otter with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

No that’s me when I hear something at night

That’s not even a sea otter

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fieryfruit:

omg…it’s finally happening…just got an email from a long lost relative in Uganda who died and left me an inheritance of $120,000,000… see ya later losers, Beverly Hills here I come


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asideofsmiles:

itsonlyyforever:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

jealous

OMYJESUS ENVIOUS DOESNT COVER THIS ONE

asideofsmiles:

itsonlyyforever:

awwww-cute:

A baby elephant sat on my friend

jealous

OMYJESUS ENVIOUS DOESNT COVER THIS ONE

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